- YOUR MOTHER is so INFERIOR that when the CYBERMEN tried to UPGRADE her, they had to SETTLE for WINDOWS 3.1
- YOUR MOTHER is so HAIRY that she makes CHEWBACCA look RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIAN!
- YOUR MOTHER is so PROMISCUOUS that, LIKE a TARDIS, whomever ENTERS her is SURPRISED at how BIG she is on the INSIDE.
- YOUR MOTHER is so MASSIVE if SHE were A TIME LORD, her TARDIS CHAMELEON CIRCUIT would DISGUISE it as a BURGER KING.
- YOUR MOTHER is so MASSIVE that the CRACKS in the UNIVERSE were REALLY caused by HER taking ZUMBA CLASSES.
- DID it HURT, DOCTOR? When you FELL out of the MANSLUT tree and BANGED all of your COMPANIONS on the way DOWN?
- YOUR MOTHER is so INTELLECTUALLY INFERIOR that she used WHITE-OUT on the PSYCHIC PAPER.
- YOUR MOTHER is so INFERIOR that when 'The Library' SAVED her, it used a 3 1/2″ FLOPPY DISK.
- YOUR MOTHER is so UNATTRACTIVE that she is LISTED in the TARDIS DATABANK'S "WHO'S-WHO" as "WHAT'S THAT?"
- YOUR MOTHER is so UNATTRACTIVE that the WEEPING ANGELS turn to STONE when THEY observe HER.
- YOUR MOTHER possesses so much MASS that the DALEKS used HER as the 28TH PLANET in the MEDUSA CASCADE.
- YOUR MOTHER is so UNATTRACTIVE that THE SILENCE wish THEY could FORGET HER!
- YOUR MOTHER is so MASSIVE that if the CYBERMEN UPGRADED her, she would become UNICRON from TRANSFORMERS.
- YOUR MOTHER is so PROMISCUOUS that after SHE was FINISHED, there were NO HEADLESS MONKS.
- YOUR MOTHER contains enough CELLULITE that the ADIPOSE could use HER to REPOPULATE their HOME WORLD, and she would STILL be FAT!
- YOUR MOTHER is so MASSIVE that if she were INSIDE the TARDIS, her LEGS would STILL stick out the DOOR.
- YOUR MOTHER is so MENTALLY INFERIOR that she thought the GAME of RASSILON was 'SMACKDOWN vs RAW 2011'
- YOUR MOTHER is so OLD that the FACE OF BOE was her BOY-TOY.
- YOUR MOTHER is so MASSIVE that, AFTER her BATH, she has to RINSE OFF the BUBBLE UNIVERSES.
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